Saturday, November 21, 2009

Burqa Barbie! Praise Allah!

Now that Muslims have encroached upon every facet of infidel culture, society and laws, it is my proud and distingushed pleasure to announce the new, and halal version of Barbie.... wearing the ETERNAL fashion as mandated by Allah ---- the BURQA!

(please see here)

Praise Allah!

With this new Moslem Barbie, it is only a matter of time until Muslims conqure Rome!

This is a critical junction for Muslims, because if you can get the children young, you can inculcate them with the peace and JUSTICE of Islam.

Regardless of this great new development, I have to say, I was somewhat disappointed that they are not being sold in a box set of 4 wives (to serve their husband Ken-ibn-Mohammad), as well, I do not see any accessories in which to beat them into subservience.

Also, any real Muslim would find offence to the colorfulness of the burqa's as they are worn by Barbie.

However, this is just a rallying cry for Muslims everywhere to protest, riot and cause holy violence until the maker (Mattel), provides miswaks and electrical cables to beat the new toys with, as well as to subdue the colours and make them more in line with the fashion requirements of the creator of the universe: Allah!

I think a new FATWA is brewing in the Muslim world to demand this insult (not providing the implements of Islamic discipline) against Allah be retracted!

Praise Allah!

Great Virtues of Allah's Apostle (Part I)

As Muslims all know, the Apostle's example is to be emulated, as he was the perfect man.

I would like to start a new series examining the Great Virtures of Allah's Messenger. In these posts, I will regal Muslims with the GLORIOUS deeds and actions or the perfect man.

I will kick us off here with this beautiful example of Allah's Apostle in Action:

First Virtue to GLORIFY was the Apostle: SELF CONTROL

Allah’s Apostle had excellent control on himself. He could fondle any of his wives then walk away...

Bukhari,Volume 1, Book 6, Number 299:
Narrated 'Abdur-Rahman bin Al-Aswad:

(on the authority of his father) 'Aisha said: "Whenever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle anyone of us during her periods (menses), he used to order her to put on an Izar and start fondling her." 'Aisha added, "None of you could control his sexual desires as the Prophet could."

Bukhar, iVolume 1, Book 6, Number 300:
Narrated Maimuna:

When ever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle any of his wives during the periods (menses), he used to ask her to wear an Izar.

The Second Virtue of the Apostle of Allah to be considered was his ability of: SELF SACRIFICE

Once Apostle of God took a gorgeous young slave girl from a jihadi (who was given as booty to him by Abu Bakr after a raid on tribe Fazara), and instead of disrobing and enjoying this irresistible girl (described as prettiest in Arabia ) himself, he used her as ransom for imprisoned jihadis.

Narrated Ibn Muhairiz: Muslim Book 019, Number 4345:

Among captured women was a woman from Banu Fazara. She was wearing a leather coat. With her was her daughter who was one of the PRETTIEST GIRLS IN ARABIA. Abu Bakr bestowed that girl upon me as a prize. So we arrived in Medina .

I met prophet in the Medina street who said: Give me that girl, O Salama. I said: Messenger of Allah, she has fascinated me. I had not yet disrobed her. When on the next day. the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) again met me in the street, he said: O Salama, give me that girl, may God bless your father. I said: She is for you. Messenger of Allah! By Allah. I have not yet disrobed her. The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) SENT HER TO THE PEOPLE OF MECCA AND SURRENDERED HER AS RANSOM FOR A NUMBER OF MUSLIMS WHO HAD BEEN KEPT AS PRISONERS AT MECCA.

All Muslims must see the GLORIOUS nature of the Apostle's self control, and his SELF SACRIFICING nature and witness the Miracle of Islam.

Friday, November 20, 2009

22,000 Pakistanis Killed by Islam in the Past few years..

Pakistan is really enjoying the fruit of the Religion of Peace.

Where, in this Islamic paradise both sides (or is there three?) are all killing each other in the name of Allah and the bodies are piling up.

I wonder, when murdering in the name of Islam, which group of Allah Akbar chanting Muslims does Allah listen to?

The group that shouts the loudest?

The group that has the longest beards?

What exactly is Allah's criteria for support, when both are squealing his name during their holy acts of Islamic murder and Jihad?

The Fruits of Islam!

Muslims need to be upfront with the infidels and come to terms with the uncomfortable truth (for some) that Islam just isn't another religion that benignly promotes peace on Earth and goodwill toward men.

Mohammad was no Buddha.

Are there no other Muslims here that are tired of having to repeat the mantra that "Islam a Religion of Peace" (for the benefit of the kuffer)--- when we all know that this is absurd.

Social norms vary from culture to culture, and while Female Genital Mutilation, honour killings, suicide bombing, beheading, Jihad, burqas, man/child marriage, may deviate from kuffer social conventions, they are in strict accordance with the social conventions of many Muslim nations.

In fact they are are most precious values.
We must be proud of our values.

When the second and third wives of Mujahadeen (in burqas) are extolling the Liberty and JUSTICE of Islam. Can we really believe anything different?

Thus, as Muslims, we must be proud of the mayhem that Islam brings to the world through Jihad!

Look to the fruits that Islam bestows Muslim countries :

economic vibrancy,
literary achievements,
social equality,
the protection of minority rights,
cultural triumphs,
scientific breakthroughs,
artistic expression,
technological prowess,
gender equality,
space programs that make NASA look like kids play
liberty without compare,

....and the social peace that all Muslims enjoy whilst living in Islamic paradises like Pakistan, the Sudan, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Syria, Somalia amongst others.

Can anyone really deny the GLORY of Allah or the wonderful societies that Islam creates?

I think not!

Praise Allah!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

John Lennon was a Muslim

I have come across what could possibly be the most beautiful piece of music ever composed.
As we know, music is forbidden to Muslims (as is sports, laughter, dancing, art, television, schooling girls, etc... and pretty much anything other than banging your head on the floor while praising Allah 25 hours a day!)

However, just this once I can make an exception based on the beauty of the message contained in this song.

I have transcribed the lyrics for the video below, for any Muslim that would like to sing along.

Muslim's Imagine

Imagine there's no Christians,
Its easy if you try,
No Pope
No George Bush.
Infidels will die.

Imagine all the Muslims
Ruling all the world

Imagine there's no America
This isn't hard to do
No one to kill or blow up
and no Hebrew too

Imagine all the Muslims
Living life in peace?

I have issued this FATWA
and I am not the only one

By the sword you'll join us
and the world will live as one

Imagine no infidels
I'm sure it will be true
No kidnap no beheadings

Got rid of all the Jews
Imagine all the Muslims
Ruling all the world

I have issued this FATWA
but I'm not the only one
and by the sword you'll join us
and the world will live as one.

(..... oh what beautiful thoughts).

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Islam: The Religion of Peace and Tolerance

I think it is safe to say that Islam, the Religion of Peace, is beyond reproach in the tolerance that it teaches and the peaceful believers that it produces!

Please Feast your Eyes Upon the Fruit of Islam and the Tolerance that our Beloved Religion has brought to the World:


The Religion of Tolerance: Saudi Professor Calls for "Positive Hatred" of Christians

Former Jordanian Minister of Religious Endowments Explains the Islamic Science behind the Annihilation of Jews on Judgment Day

Cleric: Educating Jihad & World Conquest - Not Enough

Egyptian Imam Sings About Annihilation of Jewish Apes/Pigs

Professor Says Jews in One Place for Easy Killing

Muslim mother celebrates sons murder of 5 teens


Syrian Official: "Jews are apes and pigs"

Sheik Says OK for Men to Kill Cheater Wives but not Reversed:

Saudi Cleric Praises Islamic Limb Amputation

Children of the Future Jihad

Egyptian Sheik: "Muslims Must Confront Non-Muslims in Jihad

Palestinian Sheik: "Islam Will Rule U.S/U.K, Jew are Human AIDS (HIV)

Infidels are Guilty and deserve Death


After this small sampling of Tolerance that Islam produces, can anyone really question the beauty, peace, tranquility and tolerance that The Religion of Peace instills in Muslims?

I think all Muslims must take PRIDE in the application of Allah's ETERNAL laws and the GLORY that Islam creates?